Beat My High Score: Donkey Kong 3

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 89000 at Donkey Kong 3

Beat My High Score: Mr Do

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 29550 at Mr. Do

Beat My High Score: Jumping Jack

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 16740 at Jumping Jack

Whoa. Ronnie James Dio Songs From 1958. Whoa.

Beat My High Score: Crush Roller

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 4190 at Crush Roller

John Cheese's New Ghost Hunting Debunk Video.

Beat My High Score: Kick Rider

I don't know what it is, but something about this game makes me totally strap on my bastard pants. I REALLY LIKE THIS GAME, and I'm not even sure I'm playing it right. I get on that bike and I just kick everything. All of it, ever. It is all ripe for the kicking. I kick the other motorcyclists. I kick over the tandem bikers apparently out for a stroll on a racing strip for some reason. I tried kicking the cars and trucks, but they kept knocking me over until I reluctantly stopped. I find myself crashing and flying over embankments because I'm so focused on the kicking I have no attention left for riding.



Last time I played it, it froze on the following win screen. It probably wasn't supposed to do that, but it was the only thing that would stop my kicking rampage.



Current High Score: 63146 at Kick Rider

A Cartoon Character I'm Starting To Hate Worse Than Scrappy Doo.

You know that sinking feeling you get when you know things have just went really wrong? I can't even look at this guy without feeling that.

Not going to give any direct reference to the site this guy is from, but if you've seen him you know exactly what I'm talking about. When your browser goes all green and you're constantly redirected to his site, you know you've caught that particularly nasty bit of malware that's been going around a lot lately, the one that pretends it's an anti-virus program while disabling your real anti-virus programs.

Damnit, I can't even look at his irresistably punchable face. The browser goes green, and everything inside my skull goes red.

I hate you and everything you stand for, fake anti-virus malware website mascot. Please to go away somewhere and die very painfully.

Maximize Your Score At Google Pac Man.

Couple of hints I've discovered if you want to squeeze in a last minute high score on Google Pac Man:

1) If you right click within the game play box, it pauses the game. Take a quick smoke break or whatever.

2) The ghosts don't behave traditionally when you get a power pellet. Instead of running away from you, they simply reverse direction. Timed right you can get the vulnerable blue ghosts to run right to ya.

3) A good place to do trick number 2 is while camped out in the letter "G". That one extra power pellet really makes some stellar scores possible.

I'd love for you guys to post links in the comments to screenshots you've taken of awesome Google Pac Man scores!

Admin Edit: Looks like Google Pac Man is a permanent feature. Rack up some high scores, guys!