Pac Man Kill Screen.

Game play on level 256 - The Kill Screen. I'm guessing it's emulated, based on the score.

Fucking Spikes.

I'll just leave it at that.

WTF Is Going On Here 11 - John McCain And His Vegetable Friends.

Beat My High Score: Super Cobra

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 13100 at Super Cobra

Beat My High Score: Qix

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 51028 at Qix

Not exactly an impressive score, but it took me months of failure to get a score up on the leaderboard in the first damn place, so I'm still proud of it.

WTF Is Going On Here 10 - Roller Blading.

Warning: NSFW.



This completely baffling mess of awesomeness brought to you by Everything Is Terrible.

Cross-Stitch Lebowski.

Okay, you know what? I'm not really sure this is actually cross-stitch. All I know is that it's freakin' awesome. More pics of this amazing piece (and a cool Fight Club inspired one) can be found at MafiosoGrrl's blog.

You'd Think Deep-Fried Butter Would Be The Divide-By-Zero Error Of Food.

Via Now That's Nifty.

Nat King Cole Playing A Clavietta For Governor Brown.

Because why not.

This and tons of other other classy as hell photos can be found at If Charlie Parker Was A Gunslinger, There'd Be A Whole Lot Of Dead Copycats.

Okay, This Is Stupid. (Chapter 2) - Lookit That Douchebag.

Ladies.
This guy didn't contact me, I just caught this classy fellow's profile update in my dating site news feed. Man, this guy couldn't be more of a toolbag if his name was Black & Decker. The saddest part is that this Young Republican douchelet probably thinks that vomit ghoulash of recycled Tucker Max-isms make him sound downright hee-fucking-larious. Look out ladies, this guy is not afraid to tell it like it is. He is Edgy McEdgerton, The Edgy Edge-ucator! This Ayn Randian is downright randy. This... okay I'll stop.

I was half-tempted to leave un-blurred his lopsided Sloth-face, but that seemed mean-spirited. Just take my word for it, dude looked as ugly as that paragraph makes him sound.