Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Beautiful.

This. Is. A. Real. Unedited. Advertisement. For. A. Real. Product.

It's called the Rejuvenique RJV10KIT Facial Toning Mask Kit. But it looks like something you'd buy in a Philip K. Dick novel.

Now you know what to get me for Christmas. If you really, really like me, you'll include an Alex Chiu immortality ring. And a Razor Gator.

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"Botox seems pretty tame compared to facial self-tazing", to quote Antinous from Boing Boing.




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