How To Sound Like The Knife, From A Dude That Apparently Doesn't Like The Knife All That Much.

Very rarely is a band’s unique sonic character defined by a single effect but honestly, all songwriting and execution aside, there isn’t much that is wholly distinctive about the group insofar as sounds are concerned. The beats aren’t revolutionary and could very well have come from any can of prefab loops. The synth sounds are fairly generic and not treated in any inventive new way. The album itself is fairly quiet by today’s standards, perhaps attributable to a Swedish mastering job.

Ouch.

Student Hides Rickroll In College Paper.

Via Gizmodo.

Time Traveler Caught In Charlie Chaplin Film.

What a nice accent that young man has.

Millimeters Matter - Tiny Catupult Shooting Pies At Bugs.

A tiny catapult shooting pies at bugs. No really.

WHOA.

Via skelter helter's Tumblr.

18 Months Of Braces In Under 60 Seconds.

Awesome. Eww. Awesome.

The George W Bush Presidential Library Will Be Awesome.

Indeed.

From Gawker.

Bomb Squad Sent To Diffuse... A Box Full Of Kittens.

From Gizmodo.

EAT SH*T.

EAT SH*T is an interactive collaboration between Nullsleep and NO CARRIER. Running on an NES, the project starts by playing a controllable performance of Bach's Minuet In G. However, as the player exerts more control, the graphics and sound begin to disintegrate.

Guile's Theme Goes With Everything: Army Of Darkness

Pretty much my favorite of this entire meme.

The McRib Locator And Related Links To Feed Your Obsession.

The McRib Locator.
Cracked's Topic Page on the Mcrib.
Deconstructing The McRib.
Wikipedia page on the Simpsons episode based on the McRib. Also, Simpsons Wiki.

Flirting With A Westboro Baptist Church Man.

Awesome.

The 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings Ever.

Classic.

A Guide To All The "Suspected" Gay Characters In World Of Warcraft.

Disclaimer: There are no confirmed cases of gay characters by the World of Warcraft developers. Most of these are either Belligerent Sexual Tension, wishful thinking, or a little bit of both. Regardless, it’s fun to imagine that Azeroth isn’t completely heteronormative.

From Border House.

Blast Ads, Links, And Pics Away With Fun Asteroids-Style Game.

Go here to check it out. It even includes a link you can drag up to your bookmarks bar so you can attack all your favorite web pages.

Joe The Plumber Steps In To Support Teabagger Pro-Puppy Mill Lobbying.

Yeah, you heard that right. Human cartoon character well-past his 15 minutes Joe The Plumber is the new "celebrity" face of a Missouri Tea Bagger pro-puppy mill lobbying movement. The movement seeks to strike down a bill which will attempt to eliminate the 3,000 brutal puppy mills in the state.

It's like the dude is just seeking to align himself with the most repellent movements he can put his name on. Hey, I've got a wardrobe suggestion for Joe The Plumber-



Or, you know, you could just go back to your farm and resume whittling. Just go the fuck away.