WTF Is Going On Here 14: FLASHDANCE

Presented without commentary.

WTF 13: Strong Bad (And Friends) Do The Caramelldansen.

Seriously, the Homestar Runner guys need to make some new cartoons or something. I think I'm starting to lose my mind waiting.

Homsar Fighter.

Put together in MUGEN, if you didn't know for some reason.

WTF Is Going On Here 12: Presented Without Comment.

Junk Food Is Teh Evil.

Got a snack craving when out picking up batteries, and wound up with this snarky retort from the universe.

Well played, universe.

Hipster Slurp Craves Imported Beer.

Found this guy at a garage sale a few years back. Between the date on the tag (1965) and how completely batshit he looked, figured I really had something here but couldn't find any information on him at the time.

Turns out this guy, who's name is Slurp, was put out by a company called Spectacular Products (now called Princess Soft Toys). Apparently, this was their first product, back when the company was just starting. In all likelihood, he was hand sewn by one of the original six employees of the company forty-five years ago.

I decided to give him a hipster mustache.

So, there ya go.

Lego Arcade.

An Assload Of Arcade Game Kill Screens, Narrated.

JOHNNY'S BLACKOUTS.

Is it socially irresponsible for me, a recovering alcoholic, to follow and reblog a post from a photoblog devoted to drinking called JOHNNY'S BLACKOUTS?

Um, well...

Shut up.

Dolls In The Style Of Lady Gaga.

From Fun Tuna.

You Are A Shark.

I don't get it. What exactly is there left to choose? You're already a shark. I'm preetty sure that means you've already won.

Pac Man Kill Screen.

Game play on level 256 - The Kill Screen. I'm guessing it's emulated, based on the score.

Fucking Spikes.

I'll just leave it at that.

WTF Is Going On Here 11 - John McCain And His Vegetable Friends.

Beat My High Score: Super Cobra

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 13100 at Super Cobra

Beat My High Score: Qix

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 51028 at Qix

Not exactly an impressive score, but it took me months of failure to get a score up on the leaderboard in the first damn place, so I'm still proud of it.

WTF Is Going On Here 10 - Roller Blading.

Warning: NSFW.



This completely baffling mess of awesomeness brought to you by Everything Is Terrible.

Cross-Stitch Lebowski.

Okay, you know what? I'm not really sure this is actually cross-stitch. All I know is that it's freakin' awesome. More pics of this amazing piece (and a cool Fight Club inspired one) can be found at MafiosoGrrl's blog.

You'd Think Deep-Fried Butter Would Be The Divide-By-Zero Error Of Food.

Via Now That's Nifty.

Nat King Cole Playing A Clavietta For Governor Brown.

Because why not.

This and tons of other other classy as hell photos can be found at If Charlie Parker Was A Gunslinger, There'd Be A Whole Lot Of Dead Copycats.

Okay, This Is Stupid. (Chapter 2) - Lookit That Douchebag.

Ladies.
This guy didn't contact me, I just caught this classy fellow's profile update in my dating site news feed. Man, this guy couldn't be more of a toolbag if his name was Black & Decker. The saddest part is that this Young Republican douchelet probably thinks that vomit ghoulash of recycled Tucker Max-isms make him sound downright hee-fucking-larious. Look out ladies, this guy is not afraid to tell it like it is. He is Edgy McEdgerton, The Edgy Edge-ucator! This Ayn Randian is downright randy. This... okay I'll stop.

I was half-tempted to leave un-blurred his lopsided Sloth-face, but that seemed mean-spirited. Just take my word for it, dude looked as ugly as that paragraph makes him sound.

How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?

Reblogged from Smearballs. Those twisted fuckers.

Mrs. O'Leary's Cow.

From Bent Objects.

They Might Be Giants Tour Rider As Short Film (Xtranormal)

They Might Be Giants tour rider as an Xtranormal short film.

Oh, look. It's On Youtube Now-

OK, This Is Stupid. (Chapter 1)

So, at the behest of my synth player, I've finally entered the foray of internet dating for the first time since I made a profile on F The Vote about 6 years ago.

I've been on a certain site for less than a day, and the above screen cap is literally the first message I got. It was a response to this (admittedly trite) quip on my profile page:



Oh, and I guess I should mention the message was from a 60 year old dude. Classy.

So, this is already not going so well.

Admin Note: Just to differentiate myself from the average internet retard, I have no intention of trolling anyone on there and this is not an invitation to get trolled. Hell, maybe someday I'll get contacted by someone who is not awful. But in the meantime, whenever I get an email that is that special mix of awkward and obnoxious that it has to be real (as in: real sad), you guys get to hear about it. Cheers!

8-Bit. Twilight. Interactive. RPG. Um, Awesome?

Directed by The Fine Bros. Animation and music by Dr. Octoroc.

Admin Edit: Looks like it got taken down. You can still see parts of it on The Station's Youtube channel, tho.

Amen.

via Now That's Nifty.

Baby DEVO!

via Kali Kazoo.

Oh Man, I'm A Little Early...

...good thing this cake is prepared.



Happy Blank Of July to you too.

via Cake Wrecks.