Gelfling Synth-Pop

"Silent Morning" by Noel.

Funny thing is, I actually really like this song. But the video is hilarious. Noel is one funny looking dude. And check out the fresh dance moves! My favorite part is at the 1:20 mark, where he appears to suck down an entire cigarette in 6 seconds and then launch into a nicotine-derived epileptic fit at the 1:28 mark.

"Must... dance out... my pain on the rooftops!"

Check out the awesome Casio SK-1 solo at the 2:15 mark! Then again at the 4 minute mark!

And the ninja kick at the 3:45 mark! This video is full of win.

Man, does he miss that wispy Samantha Fox look-alike, forever tousling her bangs in the depths of his heart...

Muppet Show - Star Wars Episode - 1980

I totally apologize in advance for this. This is... really awful. Why are all the television promos for the first Star Wars so absolutely godawful? It's not quite as bad as the Christmas Special, but it's pretty close...

Anti-Emo Riots In Mexico... Hare Krishna's Save The Day!

TRUE STORY. Man, the world is frequently much, much weirder than you could ever think possible.

The Furby Gurdy

I like how the machine is designed to seem older than it is. And the hand-crank is totally made of win.

16 Colors On One Screen!

Anything more than 8 bits is masturbation. This is my reaction to the Youtube meme of showing off the graphics capabilities of camera phones. I hope the cats that post those videos understand that they've essentially just made advertising that they will not get paid for.

Which is why I fully endorse products that are at least a decade (frequently two!) obsolete.