"...But My Friends Call Me The Republican Vampire..."

Oh, man. I miss Mission Hill. Went through and watched a bunch of old episodes recently, and in the process found that the official websites are still up. Here they are, in their awesome Web 1.0 goodness.

Mission Hill Official Site
missionhill.tripod.com - No shit. Tripod. Remember that?

Beat My High Score: Mooninite Marauders W/ Meatwad Still Alive.

So yeah, Mooninite Marauders is a pretty old-ass game, but I decided to take it on in a direction I hadn't pursued before. If you've ever played it, you know it's a pretty good idea to sacrifice Meatwad at the beginning, because he sucks (his shots are single and slow) and is replaced by the far superior Master Shake (who has the awesome triple-shotgun).

Well, now I've been trying to see how far I can make it while toughing it out to keep lame-ass Meatwad alive. If you think you have the patience, I'd like to see how you do.

Current High Score: 49650 at Mooninite Maurauders w/ Meatwad Still Alive