When I Die, I'm Sure My Last Moments Will Play Out Like A Game Of BLASTER.

This is BLASTER:



This is the plot of BLASTER:



This is part of the DMT-like experience of BLASTER:



As you travel down the never-ending spiral of madness that is BLASTER:



Seriously; as my death rattle gurgles out and my brain releases that final dose of DMT, I am convinced my soul will be released into a never-ending game of BLASTER.





Current high score: 128510 on BLASTER.

Beat My High Score: Super Cobra

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 13100 at Super Cobra

Beat My High Score: Qix

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 51028 at Qix

Not exactly an impressive score, but it took me months of failure to get a score up on the leaderboard in the first damn place, so I'm still proud of it.

Beat My High Score: 1942

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 84830 at 1942

Beat My High Score: Mooninite Marauders W/ Meatwad Still Alive.

So yeah, Mooninite Marauders is a pretty old-ass game, but I decided to take it on in a direction I hadn't pursued before. If you've ever played it, you know it's a pretty good idea to sacrifice Meatwad at the beginning, because he sucks (his shots are single and slow) and is replaced by the far superior Master Shake (who has the awesome triple-shotgun).

Well, now I've been trying to see how far I can make it while toughing it out to keep lame-ass Meatwad alive. If you think you have the patience, I'd like to see how you do.

Current High Score: 49650 at Mooninite Maurauders w/ Meatwad Still Alive

Beat My High Score: Juno First

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 88580 at Juno First

Beat My High Score: Donkey Kong 3

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 89000 at Donkey Kong 3

Beat My High Score: Mr Do

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 29550 at Mr. Do

Beat My High Score: Jumping Jack

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 16740 at Jumping Jack

Beat My High Score: Crush Roller

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 4190 at Crush Roller

Beat My High Score: Kick Rider

I don't know what it is, but something about this game makes me totally strap on my bastard pants. I REALLY LIKE THIS GAME, and I'm not even sure I'm playing it right. I get on that bike and I just kick everything. All of it, ever. It is all ripe for the kicking. I kick the other motorcyclists. I kick over the tandem bikers apparently out for a stroll on a racing strip for some reason. I tried kicking the cars and trucks, but they kept knocking me over until I reluctantly stopped. I find myself crashing and flying over embankments because I'm so focused on the kicking I have no attention left for riding.



Last time I played it, it froze on the following win screen. It probably wasn't supposed to do that, but it was the only thing that would stop my kicking rampage.



Current High Score: 63146 at Kick Rider

Maximize Your Score At Google Pac Man.

Couple of hints I've discovered if you want to squeeze in a last minute high score on Google Pac Man:

1) If you right click within the game play box, it pauses the game. Take a quick smoke break or whatever.

2) The ghosts don't behave traditionally when you get a power pellet. Instead of running away from you, they simply reverse direction. Timed right you can get the vulnerable blue ghosts to run right to ya.

3) A good place to do trick number 2 is while camped out in the letter "G". That one extra power pellet really makes some stellar scores possible.

I'd love for you guys to post links in the comments to screenshots you've taken of awesome Google Pac Man scores!

Admin Edit: Looks like Google Pac Man is a permanent feature. Rack up some high scores, guys!

Beat My High Score: Van Van Car

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 48000 at Van Van Car

Beat My High Score: Shao Lin's Road

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.


Admin edit: In the comments section from a different post, a guy claimed to have reached a score of 755,300 at Shao Lin's Road. Unfortunately we were unable to arrange a situation for him to provide proof of my defea-OH HOLY SHIT...



What do we have here? Looks like I managed to OH HOLY MOTHER OF GOD-



What's that? Is that what I think it is? Is that me just fucking totally fuckstomping the fucking fuck out of that fucking score, pic or no pic?

'Cause that's kinda what it looks like. Just sayin'.

In all seriousness tho, thanks for writing in Tony. It was fun taking you up on your challenge.

Current high score: 127700 at Shao Lin's Road. Bitches.

Beat My High Score: Bomb Jack

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 88660 at Bomb Jack

Beat My High Score: Time Pilot

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 123800 at Time Pilot

Beat My High Score: Dig Dug 2

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 93900 on Level 12 at Dig Dug 2

Beat My High Score: Bubbles

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 47080 at Bubbles

Beat My High Score: 1943

I'm not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I'll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it's currently: 180930 on 1943

Also, in case you didn't know, that is part of the ending sequence. So you gotta beat it too.