Flirting With A Westboro Baptist Church Man.

Awesome.

Machete Race War - Glenn Beck Was Developed To Counter Alex Jones

Aw, shuggidty duggity.

On Alex Jones' show Sunday, he elaborates how he was offered Glenn Beck's job and quotes from "The Overton Window". Man, do I ever hope this turns into a thing. I'd love to see this feud escalate.

Oh, and something about a race war.

Glenn Beck Launches News Site.

Glenn Beck just launched his own news website, entitled The Blaze, which went live yesterday.

Also, apparently Beckerheads practice "Leave No Trace". Wouldn't have imagined the overlap in philosophy.

Ann Coulter Used To Be Pretty Cute, In A Dorky Way.

I've seen this pic thrown around on the internet a bit, with various commentary. One thing nobody has pointed out is how absolutely adorable she is. I mean, those cheeks, that turtleneck, that cute little bob haircut, she's in the fencing club for godsakes...

I think I'm totally developing a crush on Ann Coulter, circa 1980 or so. I would totally have invited her out so we could sit across from each other in beanbag chairs, eating french fries and listening to Voices by Hall And Oates with a pair of giant headphones apiece. Her kiss would have been on my list, if you know what I mean.

Well, if I hadn't been like 3 years old when this pic was taken, that is.

Dear FOX News, Mr. Rogers Wasn't Evil...

FOX News, I hope you choke on a bag of dicks in hell. In some misguided quest to promote some cynically awful worldview and make a stodgy, feeble jab at the inherent "entitlement issues" that have been a facet of youth culture as long as there has ever even been such a thing as youth culture, you're gonna ignorantly drag through the mud the name of a performer that devoted the entirety of his decades-long career to making the world a better place.

I wound up devoting a few afternoon's research into Fred Rogers for my file sharing article on Cracked, and found a wealth of examples of his selflessness and devotion to making the world of entertainment and the larger world around it a better place.

You even make a jab about him being dead. You totally did. Stay classy; you awful, venom-drooling reptilian creatures.

It's hardly the first or last time I'll say this, but fuck you.

Love, ralF23.

Mental Floss' 15 Reasons Mr. Rogers Was The Best Neighbor Ever.
A lovely interview with Mr. Roger's Neighborhood's Betty Aberlain.