Wendy's Beverage Training Rap.

I hope for the sake of everyone involved this thing was made in 1990, but I have a feeling it was made a couple of years ago.

Seriously tho, did it takes two minutes to explain this?

Hello This Is Peter Lorre Speaking...

Also, here's Peter Lorre on "What's My Line?"

Glenn Beck, Drawn By John Kricfalusi

You can find more of his recent caricatures here at his blog, including a truly inspired Simon Cowell and a quite creepy Palin.

WTF Is This Islamic Zygodactylous Strangeness?

Fucking Muslim chameleons, how do they work?

Snazzy Napper: Proof You Can Patent Any Stupid-Ass Useless Thing.

You know what else leaves your nose free for comfortable breathing? A goddamn blindfold. And I wish I knew what brand of glue were they huffing when they approved this unsettling tagline-



Ugh. First person I see sitting next to me with one of these things on gets a taste of this-