Cross-Stitch Lebowski.

Okay, you know what? I'm not really sure this is actually cross-stitch. All I know is that it's freakin' awesome. More pics of this amazing piece (and a cool Fight Club inspired one) can be found at MafiosoGrrl's blog.

You'd Think Deep-Fried Butter Would Be The Divide-By-Zero Error Of Food.

Via Now That's Nifty.

Nat King Cole Playing A Clavietta For Governor Brown.

Because why not.

This and tons of other other classy as hell photos can be found at If Charlie Parker Was A Gunslinger, There'd Be A Whole Lot Of Dead Copycats.

Okay, This Is Stupid. (Chapter 2) - Lookit That Douchebag.

Ladies.
This guy didn't contact me, I just caught this classy fellow's profile update in my dating site news feed. Man, this guy couldn't be more of a toolbag if his name was Black & Decker. The saddest part is that this Young Republican douchelet probably thinks that vomit ghoulash of recycled Tucker Max-isms make him sound downright hee-fucking-larious. Look out ladies, this guy is not afraid to tell it like it is. He is Edgy McEdgerton, The Edgy Edge-ucator! This Ayn Randian is downright randy. This... okay I'll stop.

I was half-tempted to leave un-blurred his lopsided Sloth-face, but that seemed mean-spirited. Just take my word for it, dude looked as ugly as that paragraph makes him sound.

How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?

Reblogged from Smearballs. Those twisted fuckers.