Okay, This Is Stupid. (Chapter 2) - Lookit That Douchebag.

Ladies.
This guy didn't contact me, I just caught this classy fellow's profile update in my dating site news feed. Man, this guy couldn't be more of a toolbag if his name was Black & Decker. The saddest part is that this Young Republican douchelet probably thinks that vomit ghoulash of recycled Tucker Max-isms make him sound downright hee-fucking-larious. Look out ladies, this guy is not afraid to tell it like it is. He is Edgy McEdgerton, The Edgy Edge-ucator! This Ayn Randian is downright randy. This... okay I'll stop.

I was half-tempted to leave un-blurred his lopsided Sloth-face, but that seemed mean-spirited. Just take my word for it, dude looked as ugly as that paragraph makes him sound.

How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?

Reblogged from Smearballs. Those twisted fuckers.

Mrs. O'Leary's Cow.

From Bent Objects.

They Might Be Giants Tour Rider As Short Film (Xtranormal)

They Might Be Giants tour rider as an Xtranormal short film.

Oh, look. It's On Youtube Now-

OK, This Is Stupid. (Chapter 1)

So, at the behest of my synth player, I've finally entered the foray of internet dating for the first time since I made a profile on F The Vote about 6 years ago.

I've been on a certain site for less than a day, and the above screen cap is literally the first message I got. It was a response to this (admittedly trite) quip on my profile page:



Oh, and I guess I should mention the message was from a 60 year old dude. Classy.

So, this is already not going so well.

Admin Note: Just to differentiate myself from the average internet retard, I have no intention of trolling anyone on there and this is not an invitation to get trolled. Hell, maybe someday I'll get contacted by someone who is not awful. But in the meantime, whenever I get an email that is that special mix of awkward and obnoxious that it has to be real (as in: real sad), you guys get to hear about it. Cheers!