(Maybe) The Dorkiest Thing You'll See All Day.

Motley Crue Cross Stitch

2011-03-06T19:47:00.000-08:00

Over at Sew Sew Def, they've unveiled this glorious Motley Crue cross stitch, a labor of love involving two years and over 13,000 tiny x's.

The Political Krampus - Sacred Clown

2011-03-06T15:52:00.000-08:00

These fine gentlemen(?) are part of a group of protesters in Wisconsin called the Sacred Clowns. According to their website-

Yep. Some of our clowns definitely take inspiration from Krampus –“the henchmen of Saint Nick” thing you find in the Austrian, German and Swiss Alps. We live in Wisconsin, a bastion of German heritage, and we see those clowns as something we lost– something we want back! But this is global. We love love love the Japanese Namahage and the Native American Heyokas too! We embrace them all.

I love protesters that are willing to harness the whimsical and symbolic to their message rather than being preachy or antagonistic. I'd love to start a group of these guys down here.

Robocop Archive - The Source For All Things Robocop.

2011-03-06T15:42:00.000-08:00

While doing research for a piece for my new blog gig (don't worry, I'm not quitting this one, just reorganizing what I'm gonna start posting where), I came across this cool fan site/resource for all things Robocop. The look is still Web 1.0ish-looking, which I find endearing, but it's up to date enough to be commenting on the Robocop statue.

Patton Oswalt As An Apattonsaurus.

2011-03-06T15:20:00.000-08:00

From Celebrity Dinosaurs Are Awesome!

I Have No Idea What You're Talking About, So Here's A Picture Of Colonel Sanders And Alice Cooper.

2011-02-14T16:41:00.001-08:00

Found on This Is Not Porn.

"You've Got The Touch" Action Figure Stop-Motion Of Battle From Transformers The Movie.

2010-11-28T18:50:00.000-08:00

Every Single Pee Wee's Playhouse Secret Word Ever.

2010-11-18T00:15:00.000-08:00

How To Sound Like The Knife, From A Dude That Apparently Doesn't Like The Knife All That Much.

2010-10-27T21:52:00.001-07:00

Very rarely is a band’s unique sonic character defined by a single effect but honestly, all songwriting and execution aside, there isn’t much that is wholly distinctive about the group insofar as sounds are concerned. The beats aren’t revolutionary and could very well have come from any can of prefab loops. The synth sounds are fairly generic and not treated in any inventive new way. The album itself is fairly quiet by today’s standards, perhaps attributable to a Swedish mastering job.

Ouch.

Student Hides Rickroll In College Paper.

2010-10-27T21:50:00.000-07:00

Via Gizmodo.

Time Traveler Caught In Charlie Chaplin Film.

2010-10-27T21:41:00.000-07:00

What a nice accent that young man has.

Millimeters Matter - Tiny Catupult Shooting Pies At Bugs.

2010-10-27T21:35:00.000-07:00

A tiny catapult shooting pies at bugs. No really.

WHOA.

2010-10-27T21:32:00.000-07:00

Via skelter helter's Tumblr.

18 Months Of Braces In Under 60 Seconds.

2010-10-23T22:02:00.001-07:00

Awesome. Eww. Awesome.

The George W Bush Presidential Library Will Be Awesome.

2010-10-23T21:59:00.000-07:00

Indeed.

From Gawker.

Bomb Squad Sent To Diffuse... A Box Full Of Kittens.

2010-10-23T21:54:00.000-07:00

From Gizmodo.

EAT SHIT.

2010-10-23T21:52:00.000-07:00

EAT SHIT is an interactive collaboration between Nullsleep and NO CARRIER. Running on an NES, the project starts by playing a controllable performance of Bach's Minuet In G. However, as the player exerts more control, the graphics and sound begin to disintegrate.

Guile's Theme Goes With Everything: Army Of Darkness

2010-10-23T21:45:00.001-07:00

Pretty much my favorite of this entire meme.

The McRib Locator And Related Links To Feed Your Obsession.

2010-10-14T11:35:00.000-07:00

The McRib Locator.
Cracked's Topic Page on the Mcrib.
Deconstructing The McRib.
Wikipedia page on the Simpsons episode based on the McRib. Also, Simpsons Wiki.

Flirting With A Westboro Baptist Church Man.

2010-10-06T11:17:00.000-07:00

Awesome.

The 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings Ever.

2010-10-06T11:11:00.000-07:00

Classic.

A Guide To All The "Suspected" Gay Characters In World Of Warcraft.

2010-10-06T11:04:00.000-07:00

Disclaimer: There are no confirmed cases of gay characters by the World of Warcraft developers. Most of these are either Belligerent Sexual Tension, wishful thinking, or a little bit of both. Regardless, it’s fun to imagine that Azeroth isn’t completely heteronormative.

From Border House.

Blast Ads, Links, And Pics Away With Fun Asteroids-Style Game.

2010-10-06T10:54:00.000-07:00

Go here to check it out. It even includes a link you can drag up to your bookmarks bar so you can attack all your favorite web pages.

Joe The Plumber Steps In To Support Teabagger Pro-Puppy Mill Lobbying.

2010-10-06T10:43:00.000-07:00

Yeah, you heard that right. Human cartoon character well-past his 15 minutes Joe The Plumber is the new "celebrity" face of a Missouri Tea Bagger pro-puppy mill lobbying movement. The movement seeks to strike down a bill which will attempt to eliminate the 3,000 brutal puppy mills in the state.

It's like the dude is just seeking to align himself with the most repellent movements he can put his name on. Hey, I've got a wardrobe suggestion for Joe The Plumber-

Or, you know, you could just go back to your farm and resume whittling. Just go the fuck away.

Gorgeous Medieval Boardgames Via Bibliodyssey.

2010-09-21T00:44:00.000-07:00

You can see the rest here at Bibliodyssey.

Glenn Beck: Stewart And Colbert Have "Shown Their Colors"...

2010-09-21T00:34:00.000-07:00

Cracked's DOB Weighs In On Andrew WK's Twitter

2010-09-20T23:57:00.000-07:00

"What Andrew WK's Twitter Taught Me About Life" by Daniel O'Brien.

How Old Is David Hasslehoff, Jennifer Grey, Florence Henderson?

2010-09-20T23:20:00.000-07:00

David Hasslehoff: born July 17, 1952
Jennifer Grey: born March 26, 1960
Florence Henderson: born February 14, 1934

You're welcome.

A Pair Of Crazy, Conspiracy-Themed Bills I Got Once.

2010-09-20T22:32:00.000-07:00

A couple of real bills I recieved as part of my tipout from a bar I used to work at about 5 years ago:
$10: "The case of Donna Dial of Round Rock, Texas was a sad one of a bright young woman gone insane with paranoid schizophrenia purely from a biological dysfunction in her brain. This is obvious to anyone who watched her ceaselessly wandering & chaotic description of her beliefs & the tears of her mother that witnessed her decline before Donna killed her and her landlord in a delusion (watch "The System *illegible*" on CourtTV). But the prosecutor in Williamson County insisted she was sane, which resulted in Dial being sent to prison rather than a mental hospital. This barbarity could only occur where primitive religion saturates the culture as it does there. Remember Thomas Willis. Tax exemptions for religion coerce Atheists to subsidize it. National God mottoes coerce pretend religious belief. These laws are unjust and unconstitutional. NO JUST GOD WOULD EVER ALLOW EVIL. FREE WILL IS A BAD JOKE. Do you understand that insanity (what the supernatural religious call "demon possession") is a purely internal neurological organizational dysfunction that can be transmitted by verbal command?"

$5: "Somebody ought to tell the truth about the bible. The preachers dare not because they would be driven from their pulpits. Professors dare not, because they would lose their salaries. Politicians dare not, they would be defeated. Editors dare not, they would lose subscribers. Merchants dare not because they might lose customers. Men of fashion dare not, because they might lose caste. Even clerks dare not because they might be discharged. And so I thought I might do it myself."- Robert G Ingersoll (About The Holy Bibile, 1894 y.b.m.*) *y.b.m.= years of a big myth. IS THIS THE SAME GOD THAT ORDERED THE SLAUGHTER OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN (deut 3:24 & 21:17-18). Read The Bible According To Mark Twain. Religious bragging notwithstanding, the bible is not the greatest work of literature. The book of numbers is mind-numbing. Twain and Shakespeare are better. Tax exemptions for religion coerce Atheists to subsidize it. National God mottoes coerce pretend religious belief. These laws are unjust and unconstitutional."

Seriously, even clerks.

Terminated.

2010-09-20T02:44:00.000-07:00

Ganked from Julia Segal's Tumblr.

Strongbad Email: Virus - BACKWARDS

2010-09-20T00:30:00.000-07:00

The Homestar Pants Dance.

2010-09-20T00:27:00.000-07:00

I'll admit that this goes on for about three times as long as it should, but I found the first 30 seconds of this funny enough to make it worth sharing.

And if it takes me posting every single crappy bootleg Youtube Homestar homage to get the Brothers Chaps to put out a new fucking cartoon, by God I'll do it.

"How To Build A Little Birdhouse In Your Soul" - Search Of The Day 09/17/2010

2010-09-19T23:56:00.000-07:00

via Search Of The Day, and an excuse to reuse the "They Might Be Giants" tag.

Space Fantasy Zone "Walk"through.

2010-09-19T23:41:00.000-07:00

I FINALLY SCORED A WORKING COPY OF THIS GAME. Yay me. I was stoked about making a playthrough video, then found out someone beat me to it.

So, here's that:

I like how the guy doing the playthrough grabs the shopkeeper's boobs. Every. Single. Time.

The Guy Who Wrote The "Jumping The Shark" Episode Of Happy Days Weighs In On The Phrase.

2010-09-16T22:52:00.000-07:00

And, in defending it, seems to completely misunderstand what the phrase actually means.

Fortunately, my career didn't jump the shark after "jump the shark." When "Happy Days" ended, I went directly to the ABC Paramount hit show "Webster" and, after that, wrote and produced, among others, "It's Your Move," "He's the Mayor, "The New Leave It to Beaver" and "Family Matters." In 1987, Brian Levant and I created the action comedy "My Secret Identity," which won an International Emmy.

Yelp Reviewer Gives 1 Star Review To Restaurant That Hasn't Opened Yet

2010-09-16T22:44:00.000-07:00

"My wife and I were downtown and had recently read a review of Graham Elliot Bowles new endever, a sandwich shop. The Chicago magazine made it seem like an enteresting spot and Chef Bowles is a happening food personality, the only problem is the joint isn't open yet. It was a pleasant walk ruined..."

From The Consumerist.

Justin Bieber Gets Hit With A Grenade

2010-09-16T22:38:00.001-07:00

KMFDM - A Drug Against War On Beavis And Butthead

2010-09-16T22:35:00.001-07:00

The Birth Of Dayman From It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

2010-09-16T22:33:00.000-07:00

Haven't reached a point where this show really sticks with me, but this routine is pretty awesome.

Please To Go Fuck Off To Juggalo Island.

2010-09-08T21:27:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I'm not sure I can appreciate the artistic direction Smashmouth appears to be going in this video.

Seriously tho, they're releasing their feelgood summer hit in early September? It's like they're not even trying to do anything right.

But hey, if they want to ship themselves all out to an island I'm all for it. Please be in no hurry to come back.

Rich Cronin Interview On Howard Stern

2010-09-08T21:07:00.000-07:00

Glenn Shadix Discussing His "Ex-Gay" Shock Therapy As A Teenager.

2010-09-07T22:57:00.000-07:00

Glenn Shadix, known for his role as Otho in Beetlejuice, discussing the "Ex-Gay" shock therapy he experienced as a teenager. Brutal stuff.

Shadix passed away Tuesday, September 7th.

Every Video Game Reference In The Scott Pilgrim Movie.

2010-09-05T22:56:00.000-07:00

From OC Weekly.

ZOMG - Let's Play Clash At Demonhead

2010-09-05T22:40:00.000-07:00

Zo My God (or however you pronounce that), this edition of Let's Play where they tackle Clash At Demonhead is awesome.

Rowan Atkinson As Marc Almond

2010-09-05T22:34:00.000-07:00

A cute vid of Roan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) impersonating Marc Almond from Soft Cell.

Machete Race War - Glenn Beck Was Developed To Counter Alex Jones

2010-09-05T22:28:00.000-07:00

Aw, shuggidty duggity.

On Alex Jones' show Sunday, he elaborates how he was offered Glenn Beck's job and quotes from "The Overton Window". Man, do I ever hope this turns into a thing. I'd love to see this feud escalate.

Oh, and something about a race war.

When I Die, I'm Sure My Last Moments Will Play Out Like A Game Of BLASTER.

2010-09-04T17:18:00.000-07:00

This is BLASTER:

This is the plot of BLASTER:

This is part of the DMT-like experience of BLASTER:

As you travel down the never-ending spiral of madness that is BLASTER:

Seriously; as my death rattle gurgles out and my brain releases that final dose of DMT, I am convinced my soul will be released into a never-ending game of BLASTER.

Current high score: 128510 on BLASTER.

WTF 20: Well Isn't This Special.

2010-09-04T16:51:00.001-07:00

Wow. This takes on so many different flavors of WTF, it's practically the Neapolitan ice cream of the genre.

Bonus: Carmelldansen

Billy Big Bang Blitz From Clash At Demonhead Cameo In Scott Pilgrim Game.

2010-09-04T16:30:00.000-07:00

You can see him starting at the two minute mark, with the blue hair and gun. This was found via a Youtube profile devoted to the character.

Gauntlet: The Third Encounter.

2010-09-04T16:21:00.000-07:00

Never thought of or even heard of this game before Engadget made the claim that the Android logo was ganked from it, but it looks super fun.

Well, except for the fact that apparently you had to hold the system sideways to play it.

Holy crap that looks frustrating.

Spirit Hoods Totally Stole My Fucking Idea.

2010-09-04T15:31:00.000-07:00

These are Spirit Hoods:

Anyone that came to this site more than a few weeks ago might remember my old Blogger profile photo:

That's a pic of me from a house party somewhere around Halloween 2006. I made that hat from a beach towel I found at a thrift store. You can't see it, but it even has little paws dangling from it. Now, I'm not gonna flat out say that they stole my idea, but...

Oh wait, I already did. In the title even. They stole my fucking idea.

Fuck you Spirit Hoods.

Oh well, inb4 Hipster.

The Democrats Must Be Taken Out Of Power Because... Wharblgarbl... Child Molesters.

2010-09-02T23:07:00.000-07:00

Seriously, let me know if you can make a lick of sense out of what's going on in this Free Republic thread.

The Big Lebowski-Themed Bar Opens Up In Berlin.

2010-09-02T22:15:00.000-07:00

Apparently, they serve White Russians.

Bonus: The address is Niederbarnimstr 23.

Who's Elizabeth Olsen?

2010-09-02T21:52:00.000-07:00

I'm not sure either, but according to this video, Elizabeth Olson is apparently a cup of Earl Grey tea (1:27!).

Facebook Community Page For "To Many"

2010-08-31T13:51:00.000-07:00

A while back, Facebook started auto-creating community pages for stuff people were listing under their interests. This also included all the misspelled and grammatically incorrect stuff. So you wind up with something like this.

Look under "Related Posts" and "Related Global Posts". Now you can see just how many of your friends and fellow Facebook users can't get that phrase right.

I'd love to hear about any other misspelled fan and community pages (auto-created or not) that have a huge amount of followers as well. This entertains me quite a bit for some reason.

Glenn Beck Launches News Site.

2010-08-31T13:37:00.000-07:00

Glenn Beck just launched his own news website, entitled The Blaze, which went live yesterday.

Also, apparently Beckerheads practice "Leave No Trace". Wouldn't have imagined the overlap in philosophy.

Wait, The 1978 Wurlitzer Funmaker Was Real?

2010-08-30T00:00:00.000-07:00

I totally thought it was something they imagined up for Mission Hill (From Episode 6, "Unemployment: Part 1"), but no, it's a real instrument. And from the look of it, it totally lives up to it's name.

Fred Savage Isn't Dead.

2010-08-29T23:52:00.000-07:00

Apparently during the Emmy's "In Memoriam" montage they accidentally included a pic of Fred Savage instead of Corey Haim. Or a pic of Corey Haim that looked like Fred Savage. I dunno. Didn't watch.

But there's always Jay Pinkerton's old comic where he does horrible things to Fred Savage. Enjoy.

Tim Heidecker "Live" At The Glenn Beck "Restoring Honor" Rally.

2010-08-28T16:47:00.000-07:00

Tim Heidecker (of Tom Goes To The Mayor and Awesome Show) has been tweeting the events he sees live from the Glenn Beck rally, and it truly appears to be as historic and iconic an event as Beck claimed it would be.

Monsters Inc Youtube Poop: WAZOWSKI!

2010-08-28T06:00:00.000-07:00

Gallagher Is a Paranoid, Right-Wing, Watermelon-Smashing Maniac.

2010-08-26T17:24:00.000-07:00

A not so glowing, okay actually kind of depressing, review from The Stranger.

Wonder what the Juggalos thought of him at the Gathering.

Atilla - Billy Joel's Psychedelic Metal Band.

2010-08-26T17:18:00.000-07:00

How have I never heard of this before now?

"[It's as if] a drill has punctured the center of your skull — it's that piercing, painful, and monotonous." - Man, I would have jumped on a review like that when I was a teenager looking for music.

Amateur Australian Horror Film About Prosopagnosia

2010-08-26T16:38:00.000-07:00

Umami

2010-08-25T18:35:00.000-07:00

"Pre Crime" Tops Google Trends. Alex Jones Takes Credit.

2010-08-24T20:07:00.000-07:00

In response to this article, Alex Jones asked his listeners to Google the term "pre crime" to find it. In response, the term "Pre Crime" hit the top Google Trending topic. In response to that, Jones's site Prison Planet blogged about it. In response to that, Prison Planet's article about the Google Trending status of the term "Pre Crime" is now the second most popular article under that same search term.

WTF 19: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?

2010-08-23T17:21:00.000-07:00

Amateur Commercial For Trader Joe's.

2010-08-23T17:16:00.001-07:00

The Justin Bieber Show!

2010-08-23T17:08:00.000-07:00

From Harry Partridge, The same guy who made Saturday Morning Watchmen. Also, Nicolas Cage Wants Cake.

Chocolate-Covered Bacon Burger. That Is All.

2010-08-22T16:00:00.000-07:00

Behold The Brooklynite.

Also, I love the fact that there is a blog out called Bacon Today.

John Tucker Must Die Trailer Mashed Up With Teen Titans

2010-08-22T15:51:00.001-07:00

John Tucker Must Die Trailer Mashed Up With Kingdom Hearts.

2010-08-22T15:49:00.000-07:00

When Jim Henson And The Muppets Vandalized NBC

2010-08-21T13:52:00.000-07:00

Here's an awesome story about a mischievous pre-Sesame Street Jim Henson and friends playing a prank when kept waiting all day in the NBC studio.

Wow, That's Kinda Kreepy, K-Love.

2010-08-21T13:45:00.000-07:00

Wendy's Beverage Training Rap.

2010-08-21T13:28:00.000-07:00

I hope for the sake of everyone involved this thing was made in 1990, but I have a feeling it was made a couple of years ago.

Seriously tho, did it takes two minutes to explain this?

Hello This Is Peter Lorre Speaking...

2010-08-21T13:22:00.000-07:00

Also, here's Peter Lorre on "What's My Line?"

Glenn Beck, Drawn By John Kricfalusi

2010-08-20T13:35:00.000-07:00

You can find more of his recent caricatures here at his blog, including a truly inspired Simon Cowell and a quite creepy Palin.

WTF Is This Islamic Zygodactylous Strangeness?

2010-08-20T13:23:00.000-07:00

Fucking Muslim chameleons, how do they work?

Snazzy Napper: Proof You Can Patent Any Stupid-Ass Useless Thing.

2010-08-20T13:15:00.000-07:00

You know what else leaves your nose free for comfortable breathing? A goddamn blindfold. And I wish I knew what brand of glue were they huffing when they approved this unsettling tagline-

Ugh. First person I see sitting next to me with one of these things on gets a taste of this-

Recieving a Twitter Feed On An Apple II.

2010-08-19T12:43:00.000-07:00

How it works.

Wikipedia "Editors" Censor The Bilderberg Group's Nazi Ties.

2010-08-19T12:37:00.000-07:00

Well, that's certainly a provocative headline, I wonder what kind of evidence will be present- OH HOLY HELL:

Wow. That's some website you've got there, www.bilderberg.org. Nothing remotely crazy looking there at all.

It's like a checklist:

Hyperlinks crammed into each other into a dense, Timecube-esque mess? Check!
Tons of unintentionally hilarious animated GIF's: Check!
*Bonus Points: Swastikas AND Twin Towers!*
Talk of the end times mixed in with conspiracy: Check!
Talk Of Prophecies: Check!

Holy crap. Enjoy.

Ann Coulter Used To Be Pretty Cute, In A Dorky Way.

2010-08-18T17:35:00.000-07:00

I've seen this pic thrown around on the internet a bit, with various commentary. One thing nobody has pointed out is how absolutely adorable she is. I mean, those cheeks, that turtleneck, that cute little bob haircut, she's in the fencing club for godsakes...

I think I'm totally developing a crush on Ann Coulter, circa 1980 or so. I would totally have invited her out so we could sit across from each other in beanbag chairs, eating french fries and listening to Voices by Hall And Oates with a pair of giant headphones apiece. Her kiss would have been on my list, if you know what I mean.

Well, if I hadn't been like 3 years old when this pic was taken, that is.

We Are Anonymeows. We Are Meow Meow Meow.

2010-08-18T17:11:00.000-07:00

Because the internet is made of cats.

Again, from Julia Segal's awesome Tumblr account.

"...But My Friends Call Me The Republican Vampire..."

2010-08-18T17:05:00.000-07:00

Oh, man. I miss Mission Hill. Went through and watched a bunch of old episodes recently, and in the process found that the official websites are still up. Here they are, in their awesome Web 1.0 goodness.

Mission Hill Official Site
missionhill.tripod.com - No shit. Tripod. Remember that?

19th Amendment, Was It The Beginning Of The End For America?

2010-08-18T16:41:00.000-07:00

From the brain-geniouses at Free Republic.

"It is sad but true that women are natural liberals. It seems that they have to assure that they have the government and/or a man to look after their needs. It is a bunch of hooey that women wanted equal rights. They wanted extra rights."

There’s a reason why the Dems are called “the mommy party” and the Republicans “the daddy party.”

Look At That Cute Little KERF.

2010-08-17T15:25:00.000-07:00

Dance Routine To The Greek Alphabet.

2010-08-17T15:19:00.000-07:00

Dear FOX News, Mr. Rogers Wasn't Evil...

2010-08-17T15:09:00.000-07:00

FOX News, I hope you choke on a bag of dicks in hell. In some misguided quest to promote some cynically awful worldview and make a stodgy, feeble jab at the inherent "entitlement issues" that have been a facet of youth culture as long as there has ever even been such a thing as youth culture, you're gonna ignorantly drag through the mud the name of a performer that devoted the entirety of his decades-long career to making the world a better place.

I wound up devoting a few afternoon's research into Fred Rogers for my file sharing article on Cracked, and found a wealth of examples of his selflessness and devotion to making the world of entertainment and the larger world around it a better place.

You even make a jab about him being dead. You totally did. Stay classy; you awful, venom-drooling reptilian creatures.

It's hardly the first or last time I'll say this, but fuck you.

Love, ralF23.

Mental Floss' 15 Reasons Mr. Rogers Was The Best Neighbor Ever.
A lovely interview with Mr. Roger's Neighborhood's Betty Aberlain.

Justin Bieber Slowed Down 800% Sounds AWESOME.

2010-08-17T14:29:00.000-07:00

J. BIEBZ - U SMILE 800% SLOWER by Shamantis

Gawker has more info and a link to download.

Destroyed For Comfort Live At Tx Industrial Music Fest.

2010-08-16T14:10:00.000-07:00

Found a little bit of footage from our sweltering early evening performance (5:45 PM, 99 degrees in the shade) at the Tx Industrial Fest hosted by Austin Cyberpunks. Looks like we got a new fan! =)

Idris Elba Is Scared Of A Challenge, Apparently.

2010-08-16T13:46:00.000-07:00

Yeah, Idris Elba might be a big shot DJ and actor who just picked up a role on a new Showtime series, but the internet still wants to know: why has he still not answered the challenge of Big Nif (aka DJ 1 Sock)?

Looks like his high score is 35563, according to the video. He needs to step up!

IT'S NOT ON GROUND ZERO AND IT'S NOT JUST A MOSQUE. PLEASE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

2010-08-16T13:13:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Balloon Juice for this awesomely succinct image.

Here's a a post from 30 Mosques in 30 days which takes you inside and lets you see how benign and boring the place really is. Like any church, no matter what the silly name and no matter how big a hyperbole vomiting dickweed people want to be about it.

MGMT - Lady Dada's Nighmare - REVERSED

2010-08-15T17:04:00.000-07:00

This guy has a ton of MGMT and Muse songs reversed on his Youtube profile, if that happens to be your thing. For some reason he never got around to doing "Love Always Remains" though, which is strange and sad.

101 Party Tips From Andrew WK.

2010-08-15T16:37:00.000-07:00

Words of wisdom.

Every Nickelback Wikipedia Page Vandalism Ever.

2010-08-15T16:32:00.000-07:00

From the Internet Archaeologist at College Humor.

"Craigslist Killer" Commits Suicide In Jail.

2010-08-15T16:23:00.000-07:00

Philip Markoff, the alleged "Craigslist Killer" who was accused of killing a masseuse he met on Craigslist, was pronounced dead at 10:15 AM this morning, after being found alone in his cell suffocated with a plastic bag.

Huffington Post
People Magazine

Tila Tequila Assaulted By Juggalos At Their Tribal Gathering.

2010-08-14T21:18:00.000-07:00

TMZ picked up some photos earlier today of Tila Tequila after her appearance at the Gathering Of The Juggalos, where she was apparently pelted with rocks and feces by the crowd.

ProTip: Don't look at the comments section for that article if you retain any faith in humanity.

As much as I tend to resent people who become famous and wealthy without displaying any sort of talent, this is bullshit. And Tila Tequila is pretty awful, too.

Seriously tho, they gave similar treatment to Andrew W K a few years ago. Except he handled it pretty awesomely:

WTF Is Going On Here 17: GARBAGE DAY!

2010-08-14T16:13:00.000-07:00

Did... did that dude just explode? Also, puppets:

WTF 16: Towards Thee Infinite RickRoll

2010-08-14T15:52:00.000-07:00

I stared into the endless desperate void, free of all fear and expectation, and all I got was this-

Handy Dandy Sing-Along Guide To The Age Of Consent, State By State.

2010-08-14T14:41:00.000-07:00

Batman Two-Pager Ghost-Authored By Snoopy.

2010-08-14T14:37:00.000-07:00

In the late 70s, Len Wein made a two-page Batman story using only lines from the "novel" Snoopy was seen composing on his typewriter as a running gag in the Peanuts strip.

Via Comic Book Legends Revealed via Geekosystem.

Chinese Zodiac WTF.

2010-08-14T14:25:00.000-07:00

This is actually a pretty straight forward version of the story, but seriously-

WTF is that supposed to be?